Annoying Boring or Boringly Annoying?

I've come to the realization on another reason of "why I am the way I am."

I get annoyed easily. Just as easily as I get bored. Let me explain.

Now, I'm a nice person. I give everyone many chances and many benefits of the doubt. I hate how me being nice automatically makes people assume I'm a fake and the rare few times that I'm mean they automatically call me a bitch like I've been one my whole life. Not that I really care.. it's just annnoying..

Ok. Onwards to annoyances and boredom. I hate it when people suddenly become a significant other. Friends aren't supposed to be like significant others. I hate people who nag me, especially girls who suddenly act like I'm their boyfriends. Don't call me 50x in a row and come stalking me. It's creepy. I don't have a penis. I won't become your sugar daddy. And no, I don't want to date you.

I hate it when people tell me everything and anything and suddenly make me their personal pocketbook/diary. Do I look like your personal assistant? Do I look obligated to do everything and anything for you? Or listen to every whine bitch and moan? No.

I don't like it when people come on too aggressive or think they're always right. Overly opinionated and stubborn is annoying. So are people on the other end of the spectrum. BORING.

Just because I'm nice, don't automatically assume I'll be your best friend either. People who become my best friend within the next 10min is really scary. SCARY. S-C-A-R-Y... and annoying. I'll drop you like it's hot. And if we're walking down the street or sitting across from each other eating, and it's one of those quiet, awkward moment type things? Annoyingly boring. I like people with amazing perky personalities.

Which is probably why I don't date and why it's easy for me to cut people out of my life.

It has nothing to do with me being stuck up or anything, but if you annoy me and/or I get bored of you, seriously, what's the point?! I know that sounds completely annoyingly bitchy but whatever. It's my life and I live it once.

Ok. So maybe it is a slightly bitch kind of thing of me to be. I'll roll my eyes, and pout my lips and wish and pray that you'd disappear. I'll flare my nostrils and everything. I'll even do the glazed over eyes and big toothy smile for awhile.

I used to care if people knew I didn't like them. Now, I don't. Cuz a lot of people don't like me and voice it all the time (and wait, do I care? Do I even know you? You are nonexistent to me) so why should I go around always trying to please people who say enough shit about me as it is?

And when it comes to cutting people off, I'm pretty cold about it. Bad friend? Bye. Bad breakup? What's your name again? Also a reason why I don't date. Guys get annoying or boring to me too easily. I like guys who constantly and consistently keep my interest. I eat too much sugar and drink too much caffeine, it makes sense I need someone to catch my attention since I'm always A.D.D.

Anyways. So, if you're in my life consistently it means that, you're kind of a big deal. Which means, good friends & boyfriend? You guys are really something ♥